Wednesday, January 21, 2009

HAPPY BDAY YUSHY and AZIM exposes the FOOTBALL GEEKNESS in him =D

This post is dedicated for Football experts and sports lovers and
YUSH (24%) =p so readers, bad luck for you, just enjoy the pics heh=D

Damn, that HAWT! I mean CANTIK.





and aneway its


24th January today!





SELAMAT HARI ULANG TAHUN




YUSATIQAH YUSOF



Have a ROAR birthday with plenty of calories and teddybears you cute CUTE kucing :D




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Aneways, I just cant help it man ... =.="



Sorry girls, Azim is going to CRAP about SOCCER. You hear that Americanos and Pinoys, Soccer =p


I still do not get it until this day how American Football is FOOTBALL!



Yeah U kick it masa penalty but ...

U run with the ball and U aim and throw the ball.



So how often does the ball actually meet the Feet???



Muka pulang malar =.="



BAH Back to BOLA SEPAK=p

If uve been living in a cave that does not provide Astro or Borneo Bulletin, then you wont know that ...



This club here



Is trying to buy him


And this guy here is a DUMBASS!

President Ehudi Olmerti and his bestest best friend the 43th president of the US ... thought

To stop the Bad guys, the Hamas Gang, from firing rockets to Southern Israel and arms smuggling into Gaza.

Dont get me wrong bro, I feel you that this Bad dudes need some ass-whipin BUT ... Seriously Dude, OBVIOUSLY Palestine does not stand a chance vs against you BRO and whats with this killing innocent people huh?!?!



Great dude, save the world by killing some people-some 1000+ people, besides its for the GREATER GOOD right.


You see world, Justice and Fairness are just CRAPS to make this world look NICER =p Sabar sabar, tunggu jadi Menteri karang baru tah take ACTION =p


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Eyh sorry where was I?


Oh yeah, Man City wanted KAKA to come to the City of Manchester stadium.



Lovely stadium yeah.


Im not suprise why they chose KAKA but ... dude =.="


1o8 million pounds!


Do you realise how HUGE this is?!?!


If Kaka 'did' move to Man City, it'll make him the richest player in the world and one player that will hold the record of being the most expensive player in the world for CENTURIES!



Honestly, from my opinion, Mark Hughes's bid for KAKA is complete


RUBBISH! MEREPEK I SAY!


For sucha a messy haired guy, he sure has a clean shaven face.


And its still clean =p


Ive always respected this dude, from the manager of Wales who he managed and even beat Italy and barely miss out on Euro was it? or the World Cup? Then at Blackburn, he transformed them into an average side to a Champions League challenging team.


I'd forgive him for buying Robinho since I know Robinho is the type of player that can change games. But


108 million pounds


108 MILLION POUNDS for KAKA is just INSANE.


Just around two decades ago, I'd still remember, Newcastle United breaking the bank by buying the Legendary Geordie Alan Shearer from Blackburn for a reported fee of $15 million pounds in 1995.





That $15 million pound turn out to be the best ever buy for Newcastle United.

Of course $15 Million pounds back then was like BANGANG-ing to hear!


Soon other clubs started to making records themselves so let's see some rekod pecah yes?


Record Breakers: The biggest moves (in pounds)





Honestly if you've been living in this modern age and you do not know who the most expensive player in the world is then YOUR RUNNING A CAMPAIGN TO BE THE DUMBASS OF JANUARY!





OBVIOUSLY=



1. Zinedine Zidane (Juventus) to Real Madrid, 2001;

46 million

can u see the difference? LABIH wah MAN CITY ah, 108 and 46! More than HALF!

Alan Shearer is my favourite player but Zinedine Zidane for me is a one and only wonder. The best player in football for me. Which explains why Real Madrid never regretted buying himm from the Old Lady.





2. Luis Figo (Barcelona) to Real Madrid, 2000; 38.7 million


Luis Figo was part of Vicente Del Bosque's dream team to bring all the star players in the world and converge them and making Real Madrid not only the strongest but the most star studded team in the world at that time.





3. Hernan Crespo (Parma) to Lazio, 2000; 35.5 million


It's hard for Crespo to be one of the best footballers in the world because he can hardly settle in a club except for Internazionale. But still he remains the most expensive striker in the world.


4. Gianluigi Buffon (Parma) to Juventus, 2001; 32.6 million5.


Yes, if you're wondering, Crespo and Buffon all came from Parma?! Parma was one heck of club a decade ago but every club has there ups and downs. All in all, this was probably Juventus's best signing ever and he is still the best goalkeeper in the world for me.


5. Robinho (Real Madrid) to Manchester City, 2008; 32.5 million





Finally! An English club! Shockingly, Not Abramovich's Chelsea or Glazer's Red Devils or G & H's Liverpool are in the top five. Man City broke the British record by bringing Robinho, the dude that was suppose to go to Chelsea but instead ...


6. Christian Vieri (Lazio) to Internazionale, 1999; 32 million



Once the most expensive player and forward in the world, I have no whereabouts where Vieri is now. I feel sorry for him though, he's a fabolous player and he should've won more. I bet he loved to be back at Inter now. Last time I saw him, he was in AS Monaco or somewhere.





Now after all,





dyu see my point?


How things have changed so so very much in juust less than a decade.


I mean




Alize Cornet was just ranked what, 40+ to 50+ in the world last year. Now, in just one year she's seeded no.15 and she just celebrated her 19th birthday! She even beat my favourite ...



Daniela Hantuchova

I know, I know, you guys must be going, "apakan Jim, inda jwa ada 'cheese' tu!"





Im kinda suprised myself of how she can survive modern day tennis with her very slim figure. I mean these days, the Tennis girls even have bigger arms than the guys! But hey, shes CUTE :P and ROARS!



Daniela makes me ROAR =p




But dudes, watchout for Alize Cornet, she could go all the way, I mean she's tough, adorable and she could go all the way to the final man. I mean damn, the Australian Grandslam is open! I mean OPEN as in Venus William's is out, Maria Sharapova's out injured, Daniela Roars is out to and now ...



Hawt Hawt Ana is out too =(

Damn dudes, looks like we're gonna have a new champion. My semi-finalists prediction?

Serena Williams, Jelena Jankovic, Nadia Petrova and Alize Cornet.






I was gonna for Amelie Mauresmo butttt ... IDT shes fully fit yet.





Result = Jelena Jankovic to win her first ever Grandslam!




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APA? What about the guys? PFFFT~


Marat Safin and J-WT to be in the finals =p

HAHA. joke =p

I'll support him but I have a feeling ...






That he'll not ...





lose in this Grandslam =p haha. wth. Payah dudes, there's Murray, Djokovic, Federer and Nadal. It won't be easy but I'll expecting more upsets pasal AUSTRALIA SANGAT BANGAT HOT and I predict someone out of the big four would be in the final.





BTW, did u know Nadal's quite good at Football well Futsal. Annd Im serious! haha =D





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Bah bah football tah balik, I just thought maybe you guys were BORED lookinng at GUYS GUYS and MORE GUYS. Well atleast the GAYS enjoyed it ... MOVING ON :P

I remembered back then, transfers were not as frequent as todays game. I mean, players back then were very committed to their clubs. Money was always in their minds but THE LOVE FOR THE GAME ALWAYS CAME FIRST!

We dont need to look far dudes for these type of players.


Stevie G or Awangku Izzat Pg Sufri =p





Remember Chelsea knocking in, remember Liverpool were slumping and Owen was gone, Gerrard was in a chaotic mess but he followed his heart and family's advice and stayed faithful to the Merseyside.

What happened?

= A thrilling unforgettable comeback from 3-0 down to 3-3 and beating AC Milan at the European Champions League in Istanbul, Turkey.

= Another thrilling comeback to beat West Ham 4-3 in the oldest cup competition in the world.



= Finalists of the Champions League in less than five years and finalists in the FIFA World Club Championship.



Moving on is good but ... When you look closely, its the ones who devote their life and time for their club that are remembered the most.





Another GREAT EXAMPLE is



J I M B O no.9

Eventhough Hartlepool United and HB FC and RYO FC (with Husaif :P) offered him mouth-watering contracts, he rejected them and stayed faithful to SLEEPING GIANTS

Ukatrats F.C.

But recently, due to Ukatrats F.C.'s league season is over, Maktab Duli's Assymptote FC

came knocking and decided to borrow J I M B O no.9 on loan for the prestigious and challenging MD Champions League. However, his contract for Assmptote FC is expiring and he will be returning in action for Ukatrats F.C.

HAHAHA APAPAKAN! Dont mind the picture, that was two years ago, aku muda at that time, orang muda anang bgambar cmatu =P hahaha xD AND BTW SLEEPING BANAR UKATRATS AH!!! hahaha =p

Okay seriously,


Gianluigi Buffon


Juventus was probably one of the strongest club in the world at that time with the likes of Nedved, Camoranesi, Buffon, Cannavaro, Zambrotta, Trezeguet and more.

Then the Match fixing scandal destroyed the club from Turin taking the Delle Alpi stadium to the Serie B. All the big clubs in the world were looking for Buffon, Manchester United came knocking but Buffon stood his ground. Cannavaro moved, Zambrotta moved but Buffon stood his ground.

Eventually

= Amidst the chaos and embarrassment, he cleared his mind and helped Italy to win their 4th World Cup Gold with only conceding two goals (one goal was an own goal).

= Helped Juventus to go top of the Serie B even with deducted points.

= Now has helped Juventus to be what 4points away from Inter and Juventus are challenging for the Championship.

This is one of the reason why I loved Juventus, it's the dedication of the players to the club I mean Nedved, Camoranesi, Del Piero and Trezeguet has been there for ages!

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What Mark Hughes has done is that his bid eclipses the importance of Football. Meaning to say is that, Football is now all about the money.

YOU WANT THE PLAYERS THAT YOU BUY COME BECAUSE OF YOU AND THE CLUB - not the MONEY.

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This man here is one of the best managers in the world and I am on his side. When Roman Abramovich bought Chelsea, he gave then manager Claudio Ranieri THE WORLD.

Unfortunately, he was a DUMBASS as he bought Juan Sebastian Veron for IDK but IK it was EXPENSIVE and some more players. In the end, second place was not an option as he was sacked. Then Jose Mourinho came and 'The Special One' did not waste any time.

He'd first improved his backline by bringing=

Ricardo Carvalho, Paulo Ferreira and Ashley Cole.

He improved his midfield by buying=

Alexei Smertin, Arjen Robben, Michael Essien, Damien Duff and that Czech guy.

Forwards he included=

Didier Drogba, Hernan Crespo and Adrian Mutu.

Again, Mourinho wanted a brick wall defence with another guardian=

PETR CECH.

Theres more but I forgot, point is. Look at those names back then, look at it closely.

Their good players but can you think of any one of them being a

HUGE STAR PLAYER???

These players were not the most high profiled player but they managed to win the Premiership and within one season, these players along with John Terry, Joe Cole and Frank Lampard were the GREATEST PLAYERS on EARTH!

What I admired about them was,

They were dedicated and eventhough some didnt turn out as planned like Adrian Mutu, Chelsea was a team built for the future!

Then

Arsene Wenger

Before he came, English football was all about kicking and lobbing the ball into the box. Slick movement, getting inside the box, short passes was never really utilised. It was this man that created this and with his team, he won the premiership, F.A. Cup and almost won the Champions League.

Arsene Wenger never like making plenty of transfers, he usually bought one expnsive player and thats it. However, everyone will be saying now, Arsenal's gone, KABOOM louya one lah, Arsene knows his team was changingso he reshuffled it, he sell out the big names.

Now he is nurturing a new team, a young and dedicated team for the future and I bet you in just a few seasons, Arsenal will be gunning for the Premiership Title!

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Kesimpulannya sini para hadirin adalah bahawa both these managers did not spend crazily for one player. Even if they did, they'd make sure that player would suit well in the club make sure their there for the club and not the money.

But I guess nowadays, EPL is crazy.

If u have not noticed, this season has the most records broken in the transfer market.

Arsenal - Jose Antonio ReyesPrice - 17 million

Aston Villa - Ashley YoungPrice - 9.65 million

Blackburn Rovers - Andrew ColePrice - 8 million

Bolton - Johann ElmanderPrice - 12 million

Chelsea - Andriy ShevchenkoPrice - 30 million

Everton - Marouane FellainiPrice - 15 million



David Moyes is brilliant in signing him. Wanna score with headers? Go AFRO dude =p

Fulham - Steve MarletPrice - 11.5 million

Hull City - Anthony GardnerPrice - 2.5 million

Liverpool - Fernando TorresPrice - 22 million

Manchester City - RobinhoPrice - 34 million

Manchester United - Dimitar BerbatovPrice - 30.75 million

Middlesbrough - Afonso AlvesPrice - 12 million

Newcastle United - Michael OwenPrice - 17 million

Portsmouth - Peter CrouchPrice - 11 million

Stoke - Dave KitsonPrice - 5.5 million

Sunderland - Craig GordonPrice - 9 million

Tottenham Hotspur - Luke ModricPrice - 16.6 million

West Bromwich Albion - Borja ValeroPrice - 4.7 million

West Ham - Craig BellamyPrice - 7.5 million

Wigan - Emile HeskeyPrice - 5.5 million

However, there's one thing you can be sure about these record breaking players is that all of them are doing great! ... except for Steve Marlet and Andriv Shevchenko.

Aneways,

What Im trying to hantar sini is that, this money and investments are great don't let it destroy the beauty of the game. Football is not about the transfers outside the pitch, its about what happens on the field.

Aneways,

Adi Aizuddin is clubless so go sign him while he's still FREE.
ROAR!
=D sorry I know am a FOOTBALL NERD. Too much ESPN yes =D

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I , DOOD HAVE FINALLY LEARNT HOW TO DO THIS

gawd...i suck so bad....
hahaha took me a while to figure this thing out...
GOOOOOD i feel so lame...
hahaha
watever lh...
nah my pix....VAIN LIKE HELL BT WATEVER!!!!!



my sexy time with a snake HAHAHAHA



my sis....haha my reason for living hahaha
cheesy...xp

me n my sibs....VAIN!!!!!!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

HW,Bedil, Indonesia and DOOD? APAKAN!

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Aku jugak yang mengUPDATE ini.





NGAPAIN KAMU?





NGGAK BISA DI BALOGG-IN?





ROAR.





Nvm. If u dont know what to blog about, blog about ME=p





or her ...





Hayley Williams, lead singer of Paramore.





Months ago, well more specifically, last year, 20th September,





at Maktab SOAS, class M5sc2,





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Azeem Kassim and Khairil Akhbar



Khairil was talking about how

AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Paramore wasss tapi aku ~~~

Pffft. oh please, kids songs, I only hear 30seconds to Mars and MCR.

Then WHEN I saw her ...

It was like GOD handing down a treasure from the heavens.

A Stunning, Captivating, Heart-stopping Beautiful Maiden who ROCKS! =p


Redhead ROARS!=p

Okay, wathell, the date and crap was not specific. I only ingat that Khairil recommended me Paramore.

and gilaa, after hearing Brighter, I got more of Paramore's songs and CRAP.

Semua lawa yooo! Well the RIOT album was the BOMB lah!

Alamak, how can u not have the album one lo? Really good lah u know.

HAHA=p Im working on my SINGAPOREAN ENGLISH ACCENT=p
joke=p=p=p


Honestly, DONT ASK ME WHY

Im attracted to REDHEADS. But then Hayley's not a pure redhead, then again, she's not only CUTE, shes got a great voice.

Her tone, the high pitch she can reach, eyhhh damnnn.

The point is she ROARS! haha =p and we're gonna get MARRIED=p

Aneways, atleast Im blogging about something unlike those other HEROES

DOOD, HAZIQ, VINCHY, RUSH AND HAFIY

who only use the INTERNET for PORN-TERTAINMENT.

Raihan is excluded because anak Pehin cannot watch PORN.

Well aneways, Hayley Williams was just an intro, this post aint going to be much but atleast ADA GAMBAR KU.

I know u readers like that *winks =p HAHA joke!




This New Year's Eve celebration was a little bit ...

Well me Abang wasnt in tha country so me parents were vary unsure whether to carry on the BBQ at home saja, besides my sister mau celebrate sama her friends d Empire. In the end, me sister invited her friends ovar and I use me phone to some of me friends at the very last minute because the BBQ was ON!

Owh and KABOOM!


We save our bedil RAYA for New Year =] So well I thought it was going to be a boring night sama family saja then Huzai suddenly datang kerumahku!

Soooo it was SIOK man! It wouldve been great if ramai lagi instead of just us two but then beating him at PES and us singing karoeking from 9pm to 12 was SERONOK!

We took out the badil and iit was shaped like a man's KEMALUAN only with more curves on it=p hahaha.

There was 12 of it I think and then ...

Supaya fair, I said," Eyh atu, bagi2 lah, sorang2 atleast ada satu ".

Then my dad, sister and Huzai started laughing.

=.=" HAHA. Shoot, sorry lupa amil gambar the pic of those 'BEDILS' ahha=p

See here, everyone looking at me =p

and I mean everyone =p

Well what happen was, u put the bedil inside the tube thing and then light the wire and

psssssssssssssssssssst ... tssssssshttt pateeeeng
POW POW POW!



The dick like bedil had three curves because it had three balls

(SOUNDS WRONG! HAHA CRAP!)

So it 'PATEEEEENG' up and POW three times.

My sister's friend and I decided to light up two bedils at the same time cause there were two tubes. And with my Merlion $3 Lighter, I lighted my bedill.

Then ... Bedil kawan kakaku when up POW-ing three times.

While mine BLEW UP ONCE LIKE A NUCLEAR INFRONT OF OUR HOUSE!

hahahaha. Shit... the Bedil I put inside the tube was UPSIDE down wah yatah ahha =p

Gila awal tahun dah ada butt threatening scare =p

Hope thats aint a bbad omen of 2009. Please no xD

Then

The women cut the New Year cake. Grrr... the white was a Patisserie cake and other homemade cheesecake.
The Patisserie was typical, sweet but not to sweet and not oily and the sponge was SOFT like Hayley Williams cheeks=p
HAHA. wth =p joke.
But seriously, once u eat cakes like this, inda ku biasa lagi makan cake yang oily mahnnn. Owh and the 'cheesecake' was
SWEEEEEEEEEET.
Imagine nah,
Tim Tam biscuits di bawah, topped with the mixture of cheese and oreo and then milo sprinkled on top if it.
ROAR! dont worry, aku control dah diet ku masa ani=p



Mother Fauzana, Sister Amelia, Sister 'Kay' and Sister 'Mimi'
We thank thy lord for this gracious meal and apakan.
OH CRAP, THIS IS SUCHA A LAME POST =.="


But the food was great!
I mean lawa, atu makanan atas the table atu decoration saja tu=p

My mums just posing tu, the foods again are for decoration =p
No seriously, the foods nyaman lah, batah inda BBQ,
theres nothing better than homecook BBQ=] especially with your family =D
Only the lamb was dissapointing ... rupanya mutton =/

My sister's boyfriend 'Hai' cooked Macaroni with chicken =]
Enak banget =] Dont worry I ate it for you =p
KENYANG udah?=p

Auntie 'Mar'.
Shes related to Dayangku Masrini binti Pg. Mursidi =ppp

and this new worker, u SOAS guys had to see!

His name is Subur =D
Well wadyu think?? No crappy bulb belampung in your empty head?
HAHA. Well, of course, your dumbasses SOAS-ians=p
I'll get back to you later so u can guess like who he looks like =p

Huzai!!! =D Thanks for coming mahn and thanks to your father Mr. Rani for sending you,
kalau inda nada orang kan ku kalahkan PES! =p
HAHAA=P hope u READ this=p
owh yeah thats my new soldier hair look.

Pak Edi's son (Pak Edi's our tukang kebun) and Cikgu .. I mean Subur =p


SLUUUUURP! Thats better than Hayley Williams!
haha joke =p U ROAR Hayley=]
Bah bah nah, liat this picture banar2.
If this doesnt look familiar at all, then you myte as well be DUMBASS of the month. =p

He is exactly the same SIZE as Cikgu Rashidi and has a misai and smiles just like Cikgu Rashidi of Chemistry SOAS! =D
haha bh thats it, my dad sibuk bKAROEKE yatah tak banyak pics =/
Then we head off to Indonesia.
Sekajap saja.

This is Taman Anggerek, its one of the big malls in Jakarta and duiii ane pun besar udah yoooo! Mom n Dad.
Adeeeeeh, you guys look young hantap here =p
mana Uban kita pa ?=p haha. JOKE!
ily=P
Relax they dont read my blog xD

Yes, it was snowing yaath sejuk u dumbass=p
No no no, I had Diarrhoea while I was in Indonesia yatah gilaa yknow how your body reacts so fast to a little drop in temperature when u wanna drop the load.
My dad brought us to Mangga Dua the day before yatah arah Mangga Dua atu murah barangnya and ramai hantap and ... so for security I tried to look as typical INDONESIAN as I can.
okaylah, I mean if you wanna get cheap stuff so I thought tempat kami aga ane sama. Dad kata,"Macam Hua Ho ne sikit".
Sikitttt banaaaaa!
I was dressed like a guy going to Pasar inside Taman Anggerek which branded crap EVERYWHERE! It has Marks and Spencer so understand the quality.
Seriously, siok shopping sana. Ganya paluiii, MAHAL wja eyh. First time, I had trouble shopping there, biasanya everything was cheappp xD and crap ... In the end I bought a formal longsleeve shirt which
cost 429,000 and $1 Brunei is = Rp.7000.
Awalnya I thought okaylah, sekali sekala beli mahal lepas atu =.="
The shirt was what around $61 kah? haha. ROAR!


Taman Mini Indah Indonesia.
One of the CLEANEST places there since there aint lotsa CLEAN=D
You know, sometimes there comes a time when parents are just plainly ANNOYING.
okay maybe NOT SOMETIMES=P

Ayah was talking a picture of me from his cable car ...
Why cant he take a clearer A CLEARER picture of us in the cable car =.="
Nvm. Esuk tah lagi ke Indon=p

Emphasizing the distance of ourselves =p haha.
But this park seriously impressed me.
Yatah dulu I thought Jerudong park back in its golden days atu sudah WOW. Rupanya, Indonesia rocks more =p


Look at that! Lawa ah how the islands are far apart and has random shapes.
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If u take GEO and ur still clueless then baik minta ajar olehku=p
hahaha." Yes, Hayley?!"
Hayley answers," Oh please, its Indonesia in the form of mini islands lah, this is too easy say-ang(american accent) ".
HAHAHA. Bah bah baik tah ku adang=p
Just like the the 'THE WORLD' islands in Dubai, this is the same thing.
Only - and CHEAPER.

ROAR heh?=]
Indonesia has a national saying and that goes like,
"Newcastle United is going to win the league and Azeem rocks!"
Well only some say that, Ayman Vami who is studying in Maktab Duli believes in this teaching.
Some (very little) Indonesians are believe the saying of
'UNITY IN DIVERSITY'
this is because from all over the other islands of Sulawesi, Iran Jaya, Sumatera, Riau Islands, Kalimantan and more archipelagos of Island, all converge to Jakarta.

These dudes are from Papua New Guinea which is Iran Jaya too I guess. Entah, get a textbook.

He looks like a rapper heh, Snoopy Doggy Doggy wath?=p

Tangan dapat ku lawan udah, six packs saja lagi next =p ahah.

Hey DADDYEH! Ngapain kita?
"Gue bisa SMS gratis, kita bisa?"
Okay its 1209. IM sapos to be watching MAN U vs CHELSEA.
Crap mudahan saja Bosingwa hatrick and Cech cleansheet!
haha ROAR!!!
sorry this is a totally RANDOM post but hey,
U love randomness=D
bhhhh
Khairul Hamidi 'DOOD'
U know the password sudah, go post post POST!!!
Roars=]
Hate me~ Love me~ Pffft~
Katok or MD? =/
Done by Abdul Azim bin Haji Abdul Kassim