Friday, November 27, 2009

HEROES Special - UCAS dan Jimbo's choices (IN MALAY!)

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarkatu.



Para pembaca sekalian, pernahkah di antara kamu yang mempunyai abang atau kakak yang telah melanjutkan pelajaraan di luar negara?

Mungkin saudara awak? Jiran? Sahabat?


Dan ketika mereka hendak belayar, pernahkah kamu berfikir, suatu hari nanti kamu juga ingin di sekelilingi oleh saudara-saudara, kawan-kawan dan keluarga kamu yang menyambut pelayaran kamu ke negara asing-penuh dengan berbagai cabaran.


Wahai pembaca setia,
Pohon jati sentiasa bersuka ria,
Kalaulah aku dapat belayar,
Bertambahlah lagi hatiku mawar.


Alangkah hebatnya jika saya juga dapat mengikuti jejak langkah ayah dan abang saya yang melanjutkan pelajaraan mereka di tanah Ratu Elizabeth.
Namun begitu, walau sepanjang hari aku termenung impian itu, mimpi-mimpi yang tinggi, tidak cukup untuk mengikuti si burung merpati.


Maklumlah, yang penting sekali adalah keputusan A'level dan juga permohonan 'UCAS' saya.


Dalam borang yang di sediakan oleh kolej saya, kita dihendaki memberikan informasi tentang diri kita termasuk keputusan O'level, AS Level, keputusan jangkaan dan seterusnya. Selain itu, terdapat tiga ruang kosong.


Tiga ruang kosong inilah yang berpotensi untuk mengubah hidup saya sekarang dan di masa depan. Ruang kosong ini akan dipenuhi dengan bahagian pelajaraan yang ingin saya terajui serta universiti pemilihan saya iaitu


  1. 'University of Leicester'
  2. 'Royal Holloway'
  3. 'Loughbrough'
  4. 'University of Aberdeen'

Susunan dari satu ke bawah menunjukkan pilihan saya yang utama dan yang kurang diutamakan.

Tujuan sebenar untuk membuat 'post' ini adalah untuk mengembangkan pilihan saya serta saya berharap kamu para pembaca sekalian dapat memberikan pandangan dan pengalaman kamu sendiri.

Sebelum saya melepaskan Si Harimau Garang ke dalam hutan, inginku mengingati kamu bahawa pelajaraan yang ingin saya terajui untuk masa depan saya adalah

Politik dan Hubungan Antarabangsa.


Minta maaf atas mutu gambar yang kurang memuaskan. Itulah lambang universiti pilihan saya yang pertama.


'UOL'-Leicester City ini sememangnya terletak di 'East Midlands of England'. Universitinya mempunyai kawasan yang dikategorikan sebagai 'urban campus' iaitu kawasan universitas berhampiran kota bandar.



Bangunan khas untuk pelajar yang berminat bidang 'engineering'.


Infrastruktur universiti ini terbahagi kepada beberapa bahagian dan setiap bangunan mempunyai khusus pengajarannya yang tersendiri.


Namun, mungkin saya tidak bernasib baik atau tidak mencuba sedaya upaya kerana saya tidak mendapati cukup gambar-gambar bangunan pelajaraan yang lain.

Sebaliknya, saya mendapati kampus UOL.


Kampus UOL.
Seperti yang saya katakan sebelum ini, Leicester ini sememangnya antara kota bandar di pertengahan timur England dan dari gambar di atas, ia membuktikan ini.

Saya tahu, saya tahu. Selepas melihat gambar-gambar UOL, wahai Abdul Azim, mengapakah kamu sanggup pergi ke UOL?
Dari pengalaman saya di nenek tingkatan enam Brunei-Maktab Duli dan kolej moden dan baru-Pte Katok, ia cukup untuk mengingati saya bahawa keindahan sebuah institusi itu hanya illusi.


UOL mempunyai sebuah librari yang cukup menarik dan penuh dengan buku-buku yang jauh lebih bernilai dari harta karun. Walaupun universiti ini kelihatan kurang menyenangkan hati, jangan tertipu.
Apa yang menarik hatiku untuk masuk ke UOL adalah prestasinya.
'The University of Leicester' merupakan University 2008-2009 mengikuti kedudukan yang dicipta oleh 'Times' Higher Education'.
Sehingga memberikan mereka gelaran:
"Elite without being elitist".
Selain itu, UOL merupakan institusi kegemaran orang Brunei dan Malaysia dan kedudukannya
no.14 di seluruh United Kingdom
jelas menunjukkan prestasi hebat UOL.
Jadi, inilah harapan utama saya, untuk mengambil
'Politics' dan 'International Relations' di 'University of Leicester'.
Amin ya rabbal alamin.


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Seterusnya, kita tiba ke...


2.

'Coats of arms' kepunyaan 'RHUL'.


'Royal Holloway'-antara cabang-cabang University of London.
Saya mendapati nama institusi ini iaitu Royal Holloway dari punca yang unik sekali. Pernahkah kamu membaca buku yang ketika itu terhangat di pasaran, berjodol 'The Da Vinci Code'.
Heroin dari cerita itu telah melanjutkan pelajaraannya tidak lain dari?
Ya, betul kamu salah.
Dia dari Royal Holloway. Bukan itu sudah jelas wahai pembacaku yang JELAS mempunyai banyak sel-sel otak yang telah mampus.
Seterusnya, selamat datang ke RHUL!



Oh minta maaf, salah gambar.
Antara empat-empat pemilihan saya, UOL, Loughbrough, Aberdeen dan RHUL.
Royal Holloway merupakan universiti yang sangat cantik dan mengagumkan.


Oh, minta maaf, oleh kerana sedikit masalah teknikal, gambar ini pula yang muncul.
Saya harap para pembaca saya yang lelaki tidak akan tergoda dan akan berlajar bersungguh-sungguh hanya dengan tujuan untuk memasuki kelab kolam renang RHUL.


Sedikit informasi tentang sejarah RHUL:
RHUL sebenarnya merupakan kolej KHAS untuk PEREMPUAN sahaja. Namun, oleh sebab mereka nampak potensi saya untuk memasuki kolej mereka di masa depan, mereka telah mencampur pelajar lelaki dan perempuan dalam institusi yang sama, agar saya,
WIRA DUNIA, mungkin akan berfikir itu untuk memasuki RHUL dan mencairkan setiap pelajar-pelajar wanita di RHUL.
Maaf, secara serius, RHUL adalah universiti yang sangat menarik.
Mengapa?

Mereka mempunyai kelab koir yang sangat aktif dan di hormati oleh universiti yang lain di England.


Kesenian institusi ini memang tiada bandingan.


Dan kampusnya memang aman dan penuh dengan alam yang hijau dan bersih.
Selain itu, RHUL juga berdekatan dengan London-sekurang-kurangnya sejam lebih.
Kedudukan yang ke 30 universiti terbaik di United Kingdom.
Malahan, dari gambar di bawah ini...


Sekeliling yang penuh dengan kehijaun dan bangunan yang sangat menarik serta mengagumkan, ia jelas menunjukkan bahawa ini adalah satu universiti yang ingin untukku melanjutkan pelajaran.


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Harap maklum, saya tidak akan mengembangkan Loughbrough kerana... Saya boleh.
Akhirnya,

3.
University of Aberdeen.
  • 129th universiti terbaik di seluruh dunia.
  • 5 bekas pelajar yang pernah menjadi 'Nobel Laureates'.
  • Pemandangan campus yang cantik dan dekat dengan pantai untuk rekreasi.
Namun, bukan maksud saya untuk menyindir atau menghina tetapi UOA ini adalah pilihan saya yang terakhir sekali. Sebabnya?
Perhatikan gambar berikut:
Yeah itu dia Aberdeen dengan dekat.
Kita 'zoom out'.
Itulah Aberdeen, Scotland.
Apa? Masih tidak puas hati?


Itulah Aberdeen, terpencil jauh di timur utara. Minta maaf Aberdeen tapi saya ingin bertempat sekurang-kurang dekat dengan cintaku iaitu...
'FOOTBALL'-BOLA SEPAK
ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE.
Aberdeen memang tempat yang bagus namun, saya ingin melihat perlawan EPL bukan mencukur bulu kambing biri-biri.
Dari pengalaman saya sendiri, ke Edinburgh (di sebut 'ED-DEEN-BRE') dari Newcastle telah mengambil sekurang-kurang dua jam.
Rambutku akan memutih dalam perjalanan! (Sangat ironik kerana Abdul Azim memangnya memiliki rambut bagaikan mutiara)

Namun, tujuan sebenar untuk ke Aberdeen adalah untuk belajar.
Institusi ini sendiri lahir pada tahun 1495 dan merupakan universiti kelima tertua di United Kingdom!


Jika anda berminat buku-buku yang lebih berusia dari nenek-nenek anda, inilah syurga kamu.
Sekian, Aberdeen merupakan satu universiti yang baik dan kedudukannya yang ke-26 di United Kingdom sendiri menunjukkan bahawa ia adalah universiti yang sangat dihormati.

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Sebelum menutup 'post' ini, inginku mengingati para pembaca yang mungkin berfikir pilihan saya ini kurang 'standard' atau berkualiti.
Saya membuat pemilihan ini kerana saya memilihnya mengikuti jangkaan keputusan A levelku dan walaupun saya ingin memilih Harvard atau Yale atau Cambridge atau Oxford, saya harus berfikir secara realistik.
Sekarang, keputusanku bergantung di sisi tuhan yang maha esa dan Cambridge-UCLES.
Saya hanya, sebagai manusia yang tiada sempurna dibanding dengan tuhan yang maha berkuasa, ingin berdoa dan meminta supaya doa-doaku di makbulkan.
AMIN SAYA ABDUL AZIM BIN HAJI ABDUL KASSIM DAPAT MELANJUTKAN PELAJARAANKU KELUAR NEGERI.
AMIN YA RABBAL ALAMIN.
Benci aku~ Cinta aku~ Pffft~
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH GILA NGALEH MEMBUAT POST IN A MALAY ATU YOOOO FORMAL TAH LAGI! =D

Friday, November 13, 2009

RASHYID HANDAL ECONOMICS!

Imagine being at one of your peak form of fitness.




Exercising 4 times a week.




Weightlifting Friday.




Jogging around the neighbourhood in the morning.




Weightlifting again on Tuesday.




Core training on Thursday.




Controlling your food.




Banana and fibre cereal smoothies to replace the fat foods for dinner.




Veggies instead of Rice.




Oatmeal instead of Chocolates and crackers.






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Weeks and months later after going through:-




1) Mock exams.




2) Puasa.




3) Hari Raya (Probably the catalyst of this deterioration)




4) Finally, the big one, A'level exam.




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It really is difficult to go home late everyday from school, tired and den rehat and den study lagi.




But yeah Im sacrifing my body for the sake of this exam. It is obviously my fault. This is the price to pay for studying last minute.




Furthermore, it's incredible.




I asked Abdul Hakim Roslan who took Maths, Syariah and Usulluddin?




Well something like that and after just what, two weeks?




Abis tia examnya =.="




While Im here sitting next to him with 9 exams left to endure.




WAIT WHAT? OKAY KAH?




9 EXAM??????




AINT THAT TORCHARRRRRRRR?




=.="




and its 16 November now.




Thank god for weekends.




After a gruelling 5 hours of writing yesterday.




GEO 3 hours




ELIT 2 hours




Im taking it slow today. Although, I need to get back to study later.




and to think most people kan abis sudah ne.




.................... ME?




Ive got Geo on Tuesday, Elit Weds and Thurs and finally, FINALLY Economics on Friday.




I can't say it aint fun though, I actually love the pressure.




Never felt like this before.




I mean, have u ever felt your fingers write so much it feels like it does not want to stop?




In 1 month or less, I bought an exam pen (A magical pen that gives the owner magical marks~ - U WISH DUMBASS) and after 9 papers. The bloody ink is experiencing an environmental degradation-hence, the drought.




BUT aneway, ALL of this akhirnya.




BERBALOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII if ku resultku NYAMAN =P




NYAMAN KALAH .... =P




ewww=.="




well not really.




apakan




oops lupa full stop.




cmana ne?




roar? =/




okay adang.




Basically, Im wishing all of u guys a great groar freeedom :D




'FREEDOM' pasal nunggu result




okay adang.




IM BLOGGIN PASAL?????



YEAP, its
ABDUL RASHYID LATIF's birthday!
Happy Birthday Bro :D
Amin betimbun cucumu =p
HAHAHA ROAR.
Oh btw, ever felt like u get the feeling of maturity starting flowing in ur veins?
I was in the library a few minutes ago and tadi the librarian-who is a chick, quite cute actually in a ... library cute kind of way.
Trust me, I do not know why I said that either, kena marahi tah oleh si dayang ne xD
well, she called the BOYS, 'BOYS', kira cikgu and penolong sekulah apa up so they can see the mess caused by the students.
they were like,
"EH NE KOTOR JWA OLEH KAMU ANE"
"AKU MINTA KERJASAMA JWA DARI KAMU"
di atas masatu aku ganya and Emah and Awit and PDS-ers~
So....
we packed up and they went down.
I was gonna down too just like that, imagining I heard nothing but then ...
I susun a few chairs back in position and before I went down I was like ...
"MINTA MAAF CIKGU"
and he was like, inda sangka ku cakap cmatu ah,
"TERIMA KASIH AH"
and so it occurred to me.
Is this the meaning of becoming mature?
Well, whatever it is, Im glad I did it.
Hate me~ Love me~ Pffft~
ROAR =D
Happy Birthday Rush! :3 and Ive got for more torturing exams to go to =.="

Sunday, October 4, 2009

NEWCASTLE, Chelsea and Liabapaul

ROAR! My Alevel exams coming soon and I know its suppose to be all revision and stuff.

Namun, we cant keep revising till we stress and tire ourselves out so Im taking a break this Sunday and because Im feeling so gracious, I'll land down one of my roaring posts for my fans all over the world =p

I know, its raya and wanted to post about Raya but..........

I feel that, I rase~

Tonight's big game is more important.

and tell me, siapa lagi yang better to analyse and predict tonight's outcome other than

ABDUL AZIM HAJI KASSIM 'Brunei's very own Shebby Singh'

:P

"Yes John bbutbubtutbutbutbtubtutbtutbutbtut..."

*Steve Mcmahon interrupts.

*John Dykes foresees the brawl and commences a commercial break =p

Yes people, I am talking about

LIVERPOOL FC

(strange huh, in just what two seasons? Almost half of the squad in this photo have moved, most notably Xabi Alonso who I thought would actually end his career at Liverpool)
VS
CHELSEA FC
and leading this war we have the two generals
RAFAEL BENITEZ

and
CARLO ANCELOTTI

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It may still be early in the season, but from my opinion, this is it, the game that could settle the season before it even ends.
With Arsenal losing to Man City and Man United, Man City losing to Man United, Man United have so far won their two 'giant' games.
But lastnight, Sunderland held them to a 2-2 draw.
With Chelsea losing to Wigan last week, Liverpool losing their stride by Florentina, both teams cannot AFFORD anymore slip ups.
REALISTICALLY, Chelsea and Liverpool, for me the two teams that could challenge Man United and even WIN THE LEAGUE.
The game also renews the rivalry of two great european managers whom have shared successes in the champions league.
remember this?
Rafael Benitez leading Liverpool to an ANNOYING BUT UNFORGETTABLE COMEBACK VS AC MILAN.
From 3-3 and then having Jerzy Dudek to be their hero in the penalties.
However, kedua2 pakcik Ancelotti and Benitez have downplayed this rivalry and Benitez has said at espnstar.com.
Benitez,"Andangnya matamu setampik atu besarkah?"
joke.
Benitez has said that he fully respects Ancelotti while Ancelotti looks forward for this highly anticipated encounter.
Personally, I think its all mind games,
TAHI PALAT WAH TU BENITEZ AHHH PFFFFFFT RESPECT LAH APALAH~
joke =p
Instead, its the players who seem to be singing and shouting GAYly like

Pepe Reina.
joke.
Inspite of the managers rather sweet romantic conference comments,
Pepe Reina has come out saying
FERNANDO TORRES IS BETTER THAN DROGBA.
LIKE CAN U BELIEVE THAT?!?!?!!?
=p
"For me, Torres is the best striker ... Drogba has made an excellent start to the season but we cant fear him."
"Also, I think Abdul Azim is an excellent future prospect, I see potential in him to be the next Maradona, I really do and I think we should sign him right away".
ASTAH!!! BANAR!
=p
Aneway, I travelled to Stamford Bridge to get 'Didi's reaction on Reina's comments.
Didier Drogba's response to 'Torres being better than him':-

*finger.
=) yes, he is indeed a very sweet footballer.
and part time model :D
But then yes, I believe tonight's game will be a really high contested game and most people, INCLUDING MYSELF will predicting Chelsea to prevail.
Unless, 3 orang bujang lapuk ane dapat membuat sesuatu yang bermagik magikkkkkk~
Fernando Torres the unstoppable goalscorer, Steven Gerrard the inspirational captain and the backbone of Liverpool's heart and Dirk Kuyt, the guy who scores scrappy but a lot of goals!
ahaha seriously, si Kuyt ane walaupun bida goalnya, postioningnya selalu lurus but then who cares right.
Yang penting score and I think
DPMM FC need this type of player, someone like Ruud Van and Kuyt.
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Overview.
Tomorrow squad's will feature:-
Chelsea - Hilario, Terry, Carvalho, Ivanovic, Ashley Cole, Belletti, Joe Cole, Essien, Ballack, Obi Mikel, Lampard, Malouda, Zhirkov, Deco, Kalou, Drogba, Anelka, Bruma, Hutchinson, Turnbull, Sturridge, Borini.
Liverpool - Reina, Johnson, Caragher, Skrtel, Insua, Aurelio, Gerrard, Benayoun, Babel, Mascherano, Lucas, Kuyt, Torres, Cavalieri, Krygiakos, Riera, Ngog, Voronin, Spearing.
Provided by Espnstar.com.
Azeem's Analysis.
Both teams are having trouble getting a cleansheet and for this, the game will surely be a high paced attacking game.
It will be on Chelsea's turf, Stamford Bridge but Liverpool will be looking to get an early lead to control the ealy proceedings.
With Petr Cech suspended, I suspect Benitez will be going with a flexible but attacking 4-5-1 and 4-3-3 formation to take advantage of Hilario.
With Mascherano sitting infront of the defence, Gerrard and Lucas will enforce the midfield and Benayoun and Kuyt looking to get in Chelsea's side. Torres will spearhead the attack as a lone striker.
Kuyt will be interchanging his position and could even play behind Torres as a second striker, this will entirely depend on who scores the first goal.
On the other hand, Ancelotti will stick with his diamond position and look to enforce his 4-4-2.
Essien will assume his role as the anchorman and disrupt Gerrard's movement as Lampard spearheads the attack from the midfield. Ballack would be on the right and Joe Cole on the left. Anelka and Drogba will continue their strong striking partnership in the attack.
Recently, Liverpool has shown fragility at the back and with Reina's comments on Drogba, Drogba will be highly motivated to prove Reina wrong.
Liverpool know their having trouble at the back so they will look to attack often with Torres and Kuyt and Gerrard.
Chelsea will ofcourse rely on
Captain Abang John Terry to deny this
"ROAR! ROAR! I WANT TO SIGN FOR NEWCASTLE!"
=P
Conclusion:-
It will be a clash of individual players
Lampard & Essien VS Gerrard & Mascherano
Torres VS Terry
Drogba VS Carragher

but the man to watch will be
FRANK LAMPARD
Personally, I want both of them to lose to Newcastle but then =p
I think, its Chelsea's bridge, Liverpool's on the edge so Chelsea to steal it.
Prediction- Chelsea 2 - 1 Liverpool.
For fans in Brunei, the Liverpool fans will be at Le Stadium at Rimba, ordering the cheapest foods or just a drink because the food's quite mahal. But of good quality of course. While the Blues will be singing their Blues at T.T. Blues in Gadong.
okay apakan =.="
For us HEROES and ex SOAS dudes, it will be a war,
  • In Chelsea's side,
Huzai bin Abdul Rani will be stripping and screaming his voice out for Chelsea in Kuala Lumpur.
Hope the millions of annoying Malaysian Manchester United and Liverpool fans dont beat him up =p
Selamat Merdeka btw =p

Haji Raihan Pehin Abdullah, the football expert himself will be at home, ass on the sofa and cakes and snacks scattered all over the floor.
Waiting for the match end and then to message the whole world how CHELSEA WHOP LIVERPOOL'S SORRY BUTT.
  • In Liverpool's corner,
Hafiy Mehdi Marzuki, the 'Liverpool fan' will be on MSN and gambling until he goes online and checks the result.
Liverpool's diehard fan, Haziq Mat Usin will be watching the match and ... antah.
God knows if this 'hero' is still alive or not. =p
(PSSST GAMBAR BELAKANG AH HAHA- EMO KARANG SI DOOD NE =p)
and one of Liverpool's ever loyal fan, Awangku Izzat Sufri.
...................
Awangku Izzat Sufri
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mana tia gambarnyaa ane .....
AHHHH! FOUND HIM!
I couldnt find his photo so hujung2nya bah Robinho tah saja hahaha :P
ganya lain jwa orang belakangnya atu, menyubuk =/
bah atu saja.
bye.
nada wah =p
and of course,
Nahri Salleh =] the guy yang dari dulu dah sama usulnya =p
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ALL eyes will be on the screen.

Nerds will stop studying.

Porn addicts of the world will stop their download.
Drug addicts will stop inhaling.
Cats and Tigers will stop hunting.

Poklenz will stop AhAkZing.
As the whole world, sticks their bloody eyeballs on ...
NEWCASLTE UNITED!!!! vs bristol city



haha I bet you fell for it =p
sigh. Whatever happens, my heart will always be black and white.
Cant wait for your promotion next season Geordies.

I'll be waiting =]
Aneway, aku kan beli baju Lazio wah!
ROAR AH!
WOW, havent blog like that for ages.
aneway, goodluck with ur Alevels and exams people.
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri =]
Hate me~ Love me~ pfffft~
NEWCASTLE'S TOP OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP TABLE HAHAHAHAH! roar!